On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize