He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Success! We fucked roommates!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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