U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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