He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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