That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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