I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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