so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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