Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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