Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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