is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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