That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
she looked like the before picture.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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