I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
