ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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