Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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