it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
last night I used snow as a chaser
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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