Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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