i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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