You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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