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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize