Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
