oh god the rape fog is back!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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