I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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