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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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