Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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