the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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