I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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