Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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