I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Randomize
