Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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