her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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