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(973): View more from New Jersey

pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy

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(708): View more from Illinois

If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?

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(631): View more from New York

Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV

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(317): View more from Indiana

i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.

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