Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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