He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
