doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Welp...herpes.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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