Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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