So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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