Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Woke up backwards on a recliner
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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