You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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