I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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