She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Randomize