I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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