She announced her abortion via fbk
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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