My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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