JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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