If that was your dad, he is hot
ugly people sure do ruin things
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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