He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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