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(847): View more from Illinois

This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason

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(240): View more from Maryland

ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow

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(705): View more from Ontario

I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome

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(303): View more from Colorado

Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13

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(443): View more from Maryland

Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night

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(847): View more from Illinois

You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college

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