i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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