I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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