hell yes lets make some ravioli
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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