i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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