Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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