You just made me feel so damn special
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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