Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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