I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We are all done wearing pants today
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
